A day in the life

• Episodes Smallville watched: 6
• Times almost cried: 3
• Times said "Just one more episode, then I'll do something productive": 5
• Times left house: 1
• Showers: 1
• Fun Size Snickers bars eaten: 3
• Devil Dogs consumed: 2
• Miles jogged: 3
• Epiphanies experienced while discovering gray sweat pants are sexy: 1
• Jobs applied for: 2
• Contacts made for new job opportunities: 2
• Hours spent on freelance work: 0
• Thank you cards sent for Christmas presents: 0
• Surfaces dusted: 0
• Floors vacuumed: 0
• Ziti noodles in bowl for dinner: 27
• Phone calls from dashing boyfriend: 3
• Comments made by boyfriend in reference to unhealthy Smallville addiction: 2
• Wishes that Gilmore Girls Season 6 was on DVD: 1672
• Degrees of unrequieted love for Lex Luther: 227
• Curses against bad boys' fathers who doomed them to lives of evil: 564
• Hours of sleep lost while fearing the acquisition of potential new job in development office of leading-edge hospital: 2
• Hours of sleep lost while fearing the possibility of not acquiring new job in development office of leading-edge hospital: 2
• Kiss ass thank you letters sent to interviewers:1
• Lucrative alternatives to desk jobs found: 0
• Hours practicing acoustic guitar technique: 0
• Hours writing Great American Novel: 0
• Words spoken to inanimate objects in apartment: 15
• Emails sent to friends regarding social opportunities in coming weeks: 8
• Replies: 2